Friday, October 30, 2009

The Snuggie vs. the Slacket

Maureen Johnson weighs in.

Click here and scroll down to "Diamondelight92 asks: should i buy a snuggie or a slanket?"

Totally worth it!

Another Great Ad


(Don't worry, Mr M - I know I owe you later:)

Fun with Google

If you google "cuchini" you'll end up here. Here is a place of utmost hilarity. Here also proves that you can find ANYTHING on the internet. Also, here illustrates that if a product can be thought of then someone will want to buy it. This makes me want to google "jump to conclusions mat" and see if it was a Really Great Idea.

The Before and After photos totally crack me up. What do you think the direction was on that? "Hmmm, I think we need that a little deeper in, if you'll know..." (hand gesturing) "Ah, that's better, much more camel toey!"

And "send her one anonymously?" haha and hehe!!! Does everyone I know already own one of these or do I just not spend enough time staring at crotch on the beach? I can't think of a single person to whom this should be sent...except as a super-awesome joke! Classic!

Lastly, in what situation, pray tell, is camel toe attractive "if you are a Guy?" Caps on 'guy' belong to the site. Am unclear on the difference between a 'Guy' and a 'guy.'

Guys, weigh in for me, what's this camel toe thing mean to you?

And has anyone made an anonymous gesture lately?

(hat tip: THE tot)

Digital Paper Dolls

Have you ever had the overwhelming urge to dress up a Victorian Lady on the internet? Ok, sure, me neither but it turns out to be surprisingly addictive!

Go ahead, try it! The clothing selections are fairly limited so it won't take up too much of your time!

Friday, October 23, 2009

You Got Jizzed!

After a lively chat with my favorite ex-pat (note, this is no longer Mr Musacha now that we are Stateside again:) I found that I am not the only one that has been the unhappy observer of a mental masturbatory event.

When I called, my friend had just left a lecture. I asked how it was and she said terrible. Apparently, it was a bunch of presenters that got up to reminisce over the wondrous history of their organization and other sundry delights of their careers. It was not so much a lecture as an Ole Boys Club meeting to boast about the Old Days.

Oh sure, I know exactly what you mean, says I. You go for the interesting chatter but then you realize all they're going to do is jizz on the stage. She's like, yeah absolutely, it's was just like that! Quick and clever that friend of mine as she then proceeded to clearly describe how you know for sure that you got jizzed, "It just went on and on and on and I didn't come once!"

Sadly, I most commonly get jizzed watching sporting events. I'm sitting there, enjoying the game - maybe noshing some tasty bbq - and then the announcers start jizzing all over the booth over some player or coach or whatever. Rather than intelligent commentary on the player, game, organization it's just jizz, jizz, jizz EVERYWHERE! The worst of it is, after said jizzfest the announcers more often than not turn on the player in the very next quarter/inning/period. Ugh! I wish we had mute buttons advanced enough to cut off the announcers but keep the crowd.

So, have you been jizzed lately?

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Friday, October 16, 2009

Big Green Egg

What's better than the SEC on CBS and SNF?

Sure, the first answer is "not much" but I think we'll all agree that Ancient Oriental Secrets can definitely go on that short list. As a Southerner and a former Georgia resident, it's beyond me how the Big Green Egg barbeque has only just come to my attention (and in the West, no less!) but Mr M and I just got back from purchasing our medium size Egg. Using the aforementioned Ancient Oriental Secrets this grill is reputed to be top notch. A quick youtube search yields inumerable videos of people using and loving their Green Egg.

Anybody else using the Egg? Favorite recipes?

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Black Hawk Down: a Story of Modern Warfare

Black Hawk Down was written by journalist Mark Bowden and released in 1999. It depicts the events of the Battle of Mogadishu in 1993. I thought the book was excellent and well-worth the read. I wrote up a short review about a year ago that I will include at the end of this post but this entry was inspired by a re-watch of the movie (well done adaptation though I have quibbles with the soundtrack).

I've always been interested in military history and the books/movies it inspires. What I find especially compelling about the events in Mogadishu is how they highlight the extremely complicated layers of humanitarian missions. In the age of the Global Society very few corners are dark. We have such a wealth of information at our disposal, and the ability to access events almost immediately after they occur, that it becomes hard to ignore the lives and actions of our Worldwide Compatriots. But on a planet where the Have Nations and the Have-not Nations can seem worlds apart in their technological capabilities and infrastructure, how do we bridge the gap to bring basic services to those that need them? This question is daunting enough and I haven't even mentioned the social or political ramifications involved in trying to give aid. Nor does this question address whether or not interference is the right thing to do.

In Somalia, starvation was rampant. It all started because people wanted to help. People wanted to bring food to those that needed it -they wanted to supply the most basic service, nutrition. It sounds so simple but I've learned that so few humanitarian issues are simple. In this case, the desire to provide food led to outright battle. On the surface it's hard to understand why and if you don't look at the layers you'll never understand. In this case there was politics, civil war, starvation, power struggles, the arms business, and more than I'll ever know not being Somali or, for that matter, any kind of expert on the region.

The point that I'm trying to make, and that Black Hawk Down illustrates so well, is that humanitarian issues are not one problem, one solution issues. I wish I had some sort of brilliant idea to share with the world on this but, again, I'm no kind of expert. I do have one idea, though, and that's to not keep making the same mistakes. What happened in Somalia was not a new problem, and it's not a solved problem. And it's not a problem limited to Somalia. But time and again I see these events played out, especially those that involve military (US or UN) force: people are suffering, they need "x," bring "x" to them, if necessary shoot those that interfere. If the cost, whether monetary or human, becomes too high we bail.

My armchair analysis feels a bit conceited and impotent. After all, what the shit do I know? But then, what the shit do the people in charge know if we have to do this over and over again? Is it poor planning at the outset? Is it better left to NGOs? Is it an impossible problem? Is it even our problem? But can we really sit back and watch people suffer? History tells us no on that last question and there's certainly no easy answer to the others.

One thing that, as an American, I would implore the public and the government to understand is that the solution is not cheap. It costs money, it costs lives - ours and theirs - and we can't keep running when that cost increases. If we won't see it to the end, we shouldn't begin. We Americans have a tendency to poke our fingers into as many pies as we can and then when the pie gets cold we bail. I think it is certain that that is not the solution.

So I definitely recommend learning more about this historical event. It's a timely topic and one that continues to be a part of international relations. Along this same vein, and at one point overlapping with the events in Mogadishu, is another book called Emergency Sex (and Other Desperate Measures): True Stories from a War Zone by Cain, Postlewait, and Thomson.

My review of Black Hawk Down written in Sept '08:

Black Hawk Down recounts a mission by Task Force Ranger into Mogadishu, Somalia which occurred in October of 1993. What was intended to be a one hour mission to capture a warlord’s top lieutenants became an overnight urban battle after two Black Hawk helicopters were shot down.

Mark Bowden presents a strict account of the Battle of the Black Sea but its style is one of real-time drama. Through extensive interviews and research (much, if not all, of the 15 hour event was captured on video and audio), MB was able to recount the battle from the perspective of the soldiers on the ground. Even though the reader is treated to an almost minute-by-minute, factual account, this book reads much like a fiction novel. Excellent pacing and genuine suspense is created without disservice to real events or needless over-dramatization.

MB did an excellent job of creating the emotional environment of the depicted events. The attitudes of US soldiers and the Somalis are presented without judgment. In fact, this was a strong point of the book. Very often authors fall into the trap of setting the reader up to have a particular reaction to events or characters but MB was careful to allow the reader to come to their own conclusions.

This leads into the one, very small complaint I had about the book. I would have enjoyed a more extensive exploration of the events and politics that led up to this battle. A short history is provided within the context of the story but I would have enjoyed more detail. However, I do not believe that was the intent of the book which may have been why more details weren’t included.

I give this book a very high recommendation. The story is a very interesting part of modern US history and MB recounts the event as truthfully as possible while maintaining an easy-to-read style.

SPOILER WARNING: The following section WILL reveal key plot points.

This warning may not be needed for a non-fiction book recounting a non-classified military exploit that has since been made into a film. Nonetheless, the warning remains.

One of the most interesting parts of the book for me was the capture of a Black Hawk pilot by a group of Somalis. The importance of a captured US soldier, and which group could afford to keep him, was something I had not thought of before. It was also interesting to read the account of the interactions between the captured pilot and the man who cared for him. After the unrest that was deliberately incited by rebels (creating mobs of civilians) the relative quiet of captivity was surprising and, again, not what I would have thought.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Resident Evil: Letdown

Have you ever totally fallen head over heels for something and, even knowing the magic can never be captured again, you hope and pray and obsess over the sequel? You see the advance shots and trailers and the doubts start to creep in... But then you console yourself with youtube videos of your first love and convince yourself that even if it's not as good it's still going to be pretty darn great. But then the gamefly envelope appears and Mr Musacha starts playing Resident Evil: 5 and you can't deny the truth any longer; the latest installment of Resident Evil is so far off from the Awesomeness that was Resident Evil: Leon it's practically criminal.

In the spirit of full disclosure and all that BS I should say that I think Resident Evil: 4 is one of the best games ever made. It ranks up there with Portal and Tales of Symphonia so obviously not just any sequel would be able to live up to that kind of expectation. But still! Did Resident Evil: 5 have to be a failure of jizzwadian proportions? Resident Evil: Leon is itself a sequel so clearly the creators have it in them to step up their game but instead they took a step down, a very HUGE step down.

First off, Chris Redfield is no Leon S. Kennedy. I don't just say that as one who is slightly more attached to Leon than any normal person really ought to be but as one who is genuinely alarmed at the size of Redfield's biceps. Seriously, his upper arms are probably equal in circumference to my thighs! And that neck, it's larger than his head - lay off the 'roids, Dude, it's not like you're employed by mlb! And when he moves around he sounds like a well-armed waterbed. Subtlety? Stealth? No thanks! If Bag-head Chainsaw Guy comes after me I'll just stick my neck out, no way anything's getting through that!

Second off, RE5 is not scary. Not once have I jumped. Not once have I seriously wondered how Redfield and Sheva will get through a scene. And, to tell you the truth, I don't even care...leading us to...

Third off, what the crap is going on? The plot, such as it is, is so lame! After the completion of various scenarios like "find Irving, parts 1-4," a cut scene - usually taking place somewhere else or in someone else's memory - pops up to justify the yo-yo storyline. Cheap! The story doesn't flow at all because you're continually being fed information in a jilty and unnatural way.

Fourth off, the unending waves of zombies get really old when the scary is missing. If all you have to do is pick up ammo and point your gun at more zombies than I think would even fit in Africa (btw, where are they in Africa? anyone recognize that cave as anything resembling something that might be real?) what is the point?

Resident Evil is supposed to be scary and mysterious. This iteration is boring and slightly dizzying due to the weird skewing of the camera over Redfield's shoulder. But since I only watch and do not play I will not comment on camera angles. Maybe it's helpful to the gamer.

So if you're thinking about picking up RE5 to play (or watch:) I suggest pulling out RE: Leon again and doing something worth your time.

You'd think after this the lesson would be learned but I still can't get Assassin's Creed 2 out of my head!!! And the new trailer is soooooooooo pretty!

Oooh, shiny!
Initial thoughts are that I like Altair's name and accent better but I'll hold out, maybe Ezio will change my mind next month.

Monday, October 12, 2009

Are Your Girls Hanging Out?

(clarification of "girls")

And if not, how would you describe their current status? ;)

Do you think it was the force of the crash that, er, forced them out? And where did the fiver come from?

hat tip: Mr Musacha

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Urban Farming

Making lemonade when life gives you lemons!

Click here for details.

Informal Poll: How bad was my semi-farming lead up there? :)

Monday, October 5, 2009

Beyond the Environment, or Beyond Belief

How far does one have to tow before one is "beyond the environment?"

hat tip: B Jobe

Friday, October 2, 2009

In One Take

Very cool one take video:

And cuz I luvz the X-Files and am always looking for an excuse to plug that sci-fi classic check out Season Six, Episode Three (Triangle) for one take awesomeness.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Banned Books Week

Join in this celebration of our nation's greatest freedom!

Other links of interest as relate to book challenges:

A librarian's response

Thoughts on the need for this week

Stats on challenges

The best thing about living in a free country is the worst thing about living in a free country. We are all free!

We are all free to live, learn, express, vote, and protest. That means that we often disagree, but it should never mean that our freedom is worth more the freedom of anyone else. We are all free!