There wasn't really enough of teh good to include in the title but trust me, going from bad to worse is sometimes TEH BEST!
I came by this line (imagine a tongue not a dental device):
"He delved into the hidden recesses of her mouth"
and was overwhelmed by a case of the giggles. I mean, how big is this mouth? How many recesses could it have and where the bloody hell could they possibly be hidden? I had my wisdom teeth out several years ago and that left me with some recesses but they weren't hidden and I don't think anyone was going to go probing them. Weird and ew.
But then, not three paragraphs later, I read this little gem and just about died:
"His lips milked her lobe..."
His lips? milked? her lobe?
MILKED! her lobe!
Not as refreshing as a cold shower but it gets the same results. I figured this was a sign to stop reading.
Normally I would be annoyed to have wasted my time on a book but I feel my life has been enriched by this opportunity to scoff at recess probing and lobe milking. Ah, teh satisfaction!
btw, for those wondering that was an ear lobe