Top 10 Signs You've Been Reading Too Much Historical Romance
(hat tip: AW)
Ok, so I pretty much only read the historical subcategory of romance but whatev! Numbers 1, 3, and 9 definitely apply to me in a big way and I would add the following:
a. You keep saying "oh, bad ton" and not understanding why no one gets it.
b. You count "reticules" while playing Spades instead of bags.
c. You've started saying "dash it!"