Look at me still talking when there's Science to do. --GlaDOS
I wish I knew what he was exactly talking about but since I don't I'm just going to have to assume the importance and life changing responsibilities he has in the palm of his hand.
Quick explanation: I'm playing a video game where I need to get help from several different Tolkienesque races to fight a big baddie and his army. Of course, it would be way too easy for the different groups to just say "Sure, we'd love to help"...it's apparently more fun to solve a bunch of problems for them first. The king of the dwarves has recently died, and two possible successors have emerged that are threatening to plunge the kingdom into civil war. So who's the best person to sort out who should be the new king? That would be me, a human from the overworld who has never set foot in a Dwarven city before and knows absolutely nothing of their culture or politics. To be fair, I'm pretty sure that's how most transitions in power are handled in the real world...
As I said, life changing responsibilities.
oh yeah? Well I'll see your impenetrable dwarfspeak and raise you an offside, group of 16, vuvuzuela, and 'inside the box'!
Any chance I can just get y'all to write my blog posts? I think they'd come out way funnier! :)
Jeff, you should just appoint yourself. "All hail Jiffy, the Dwarf King!"